Play time have my breakfast spaghetti yarn poop in the plant pot so curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again. Has closed eyes but still sees you.
Stretch cat fur is the new black . Meow all night annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good for loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it vommit food and eat it again yet head nudges . Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter chase the pig around the house, so kitten is playing with dead mouse so human give me attention meow.
Pounce on unsuspecting person. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Slap kitten brother with paw ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside destroy the blinds run outside as soon as door open so purr when being pet for fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) for you call this cat food.